Well, what can I say? My African adventure got delayed by a year because I was busy doing other things. Firstly, I went out to the beautiful beautiful Maldives to work for Kuoni as a Destinations Rep. I did my time on Velsarru and Kuredu with brief visits to Komandoo, Meeru and Reethi Beach. All in all, I managed to hold out for 3 months before the excitement of white sandy beaches, stunning sun sets, fascinating bright fish, sailing boats, turtles, dolphins, sharks, swimming, sunbathing, swimming, sunbathing, swimming (you get the picture) amazing food, well at least at Velsarru, whilst tuna and pineapple were all the go at Kuredu, lots of Uno playing and an amazing amount of time sat around doing absolutely nothing as a rep, caved in and I realised I was bored shitless. I will always remember my time in the Maldives fondly especially all the lovely people I met and worked with but why Kuoni feels the need to place an experienced rep on an island with about 10 guests a week is beyond me. Also, telephone repping sucks balls!!! Just ask McGirl or Zoe!! haha..
So life in the Madlives came to a very abrupt end at the beginning of Feb 2012 when I agreed to head back to Tucan Travel and be a Tour Leader on the Moscow to Istanbul route. I resigned on Wednesday and flew out of there on Thursday. No messing about with Kuoni.
Back I headed to the UK but was wholly unprepared for the coldness and miserable rain that greeted me in Gatwick Airport especially as I only had a pair of flip flops and a t shirt. A scene from Cold Runnings is playing in my mind. I stayed in a lovely little B and B in Horley, Springwood on Massets Road if you find yourself in need, and after a quick sprint (well come jog) in the cold, dark, wet miserable evening to the local pub to get some pub grub I decided enough was enough and I needed to make my way to warmer climes quick smart. I wasn’t starting in Moscow until 1st March and didn’t need to hand my passport over to the Russians for a couple of weeks, so there you have it. A couple of weeks to head somewhere better than Surrey. After a couple of glasses of wine I decided on Cuba. Cuba it was and I was determined that first thing on Friday morning I would book a trip to Cuba. Come first thing Friday morning it became apparent that trying to book on a Cuba tour last minute is nearly impossible. So I tried all sorts of tours and was turned away from them all. Of course, I did enquire as to whether I could have my discount with Tucan Travel but was kindly advised. NO as I didn’t have a current contract. Ok, I will take my cash else where. That should have been an indication as to how my season would go with Tucan Travel but hey ho. It then suddenly occurred to me……….even though I was booked on the full Absolute Safari with Absolute Africa in November after I finish for the season, maybe I could sneak in a couple of weeks now. YAY!!! I gave a quick ring to Absolute and enquired as to whether I could join the Kenya and Tanzania component for a couple of weeks starting on the Monday. The answer….was YES and I could even have a discount for my 2nd booking. Yeehaa!! Now all I needed was a flight, sleeping bag, anti malaria tablets and some travel insurance. Oh and maybe to pay for the actual tour. No problem, I wrapped up as warmly as I possibly could….a scarf and headed to Crawley. First stop, the walk in clinic to pick up my anti malarias. No probs. 2nd stop……………very reluctantly, Thomas Cook to purchase flights, insurances and get some US dollars. Third stop…Millets the camping store. All sorted and just in time to get back to Horley get my stuff, head to Gatwick and then jump on the national express speedy service round to Heathrow and to board my lovely Emirates plane. Yipppeeedooodahh… Of course, it didn’t all run quite so smoothly. The snow closed in and the plane that I boarded and got very excited about .. got grounded on the tarmac for 7 hours. Not too bad for me because I hadn’t seen any tv or movies for months and months so I was quite happy all snuggled up in my 3 seats!! yep thats right 3 seats to myself. Luckily my connecting time at Abu Dhabi was 7 hours so all this meant to me was instead of time sat watching movies on the old laptop in AD…I was now gonna make a dash through and board the other plane. Emirates were truly awesome in sorting this out at Abu Dhabi Airport.
Anyway, this post is going on a bit more than intended so I am gonna be brief. I had 2 and a bit amazing weeks in Kenya and Tanzania with George our Tour Leader, Mugu our driver and Goodluck our lovely cook. My truck buddy was a guy from Malta called Carmel and I adored him and his clumsy size 10s and its every extending long lens along with the Swedes, the lovely Anton Roos, Dick and Dan. My tent buddy was the amazing Charlotte Snell who I would share a tent with anytime! she rocked. Also on board were a couple of Turks … god bless them and there scarfs and fleeces, the lovely Kiwi coppers Andre and Jenna as well as Becca, Liz and Tanya and a few others that I don’t remember. We went to the Masai Mara, Nakuru, Lake Naivasha, Serengeti, Ngorogoro Crater and a few other places along the way. We saw everything….Lion, Leopard, Cheetah, Elephant, Buffalo, Rhino, Hippos, Crocs, Flamingos, Baboons, Zebra, Waterbuck, Impala, Vervets and lots more. It was truly amazing and if you get the chance you should go.
Anyway, I then returned and handed my very precious ticket out of the UK passport to the Russians for my business visa and was forced to hang around in the UK for a week or so. First stop was to see Dad and Rose in Devon and then onwards to the Tucan office for training. I then spent a whole summer tour leading from the mighty Moscow to the truly amazing Istanbul. I did one self training tour and 7 proper tours with paying clients. Most were awesome people mainly from Oz or Canada and some were truly not awesome people. I still have nightmares of a very large beer belly of a man on a night train with tiny tiny white y fronts. Inappropriate behaviour! Of course, I had completely forgotten about the downsides of working for Tucan Travel…..the sharing of rooms with clients, the frigging night trains and getting no sleep, not being paid on time and all those guests that haven’t got a clue about what they have booked and somehow blame you and the endless questions! seriously, if you are going on a tour pls don’t forget to back you frigging brain in the suitcase!… Of course, some of the people I met on route will be friends for ever (sadly, maybe only through facebook and email but still). Not being paid is truly the worst thing about working for Tucan and I would have to say that the new style of management (not my manager who was awesome!) didn’t sit well with me. But lets be fair, no management every truly sits well with me.
So, the summer has ended and I am currently sat in the Canaries busy doing absolutely nothing on a day to day basis and loving it. But, sadly my friends, this can’t last for ever and I need to move on from here and start the very next chapter!!
And the very next chapter is……………………….Tour Leading for Absolute Africa. Oh yeah, they agreed to give me a job and I start next week. So, yep, I will still be doing the whole Absolute Safari but it is now a training trip so that I can then start taking my own lovely little groups up and down Africa.